AKPOS-ography PART 12!
At the Prophet's shrine...
PROPHET: Son of man,what can I do for you?
AKPOS: I want to be very rich...I mean stinking rich.
The Prophet clears his throat...
PROPHET: you are at the right place!
The Prophet begins to gyrate on one foot...making incantations...
PROPHET: Mhmm!. Ayi..hibra...saarrr! Holy Michael...Jahhh! Gabriel,Uri,Gizmo...jahhh!
AKPOS watches with one eye closed.
PROPHET: la Money...la him...la want; la Tonto...la Dikeh...la high; la manhood...la him...la take!
PROPHET: It is done!
AKPOS: Chei! Ma Ma Ma Ma...Ma Manhood eh!
AKPOS slump-faints...
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